Important: This listing is for a voucher, not a ticket. The voucher allows you to purchase a ticket at a discounted price through a third-party website. You must buy the voucher first and then complete a separate ticket purchase (see details in the pricing information section below).

New Year ... same problems!

It is the end of term and Godber’s hilarious comedy masterpiece has been reset for our post Covid times. Bristling with teenage swagger and outlandish imagination, Salty, Gail and Hobby use their B.Tech Performance exam to showcase their work.

What follows is a funny, fast moving, hard hitting account of life at Whitewall Academy as they play staff, students and site premises managers, including the new drama teacher Miss Nixon who has helped get them into drama and changed their lives.

But as Salty, Gail and Hobby conclude their performance and leave state education, it appears that Miss Nixon is moving on too … to the local private school.

"Edgy, observational, funny, political and hard hitting." - The British Theatre Guide

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Buy one voucher for each ticket you intend to purchase. You will receive an email from us confirming your order. This email is NOT a ticket.

2. Open your booking confirmation and follow the instructions to buy your ticket(s) on a third party website using the unique link or code provided. You should compete this as soon as possible to avoid disappointment - all tickets are subject to availability.

3. Once you have bought your ticket(s) and received them via email, take them with you and show them on entry at the event. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away.

Pricing Information

• One voucher is required for each ticket

• Please check the ticket availability for the performance you would like to attend here before purchasing your voucher(s)

• Vouchers provide access to discounted tickets on a third-party website

• The full ticket price retails at £22 - £26.50. Using the voucher reduces the price by £8 across all price bands

• Total price payable per ticket will be between £16.95 and £21.45 depending on the ticket and performance selected (inclusive of £2.95 voucher and ticket price)

• Tickets are sold by a third party and are subject to that seller’s terms

Additional Information

• Content warnings: Mild strong language and sexual references

• Duration: 120 minutes

• For further event information, please visit here

Accessibility Information

• Row A is the only seating with step free access. Steps in the performance space do not have handrails

• Please note: We recommend all access bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information, please visit here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here